This sloppy joe is the most amazing terrible thing I've ever eaten.
I love that it's basically pre-chewed, so all you really have to do is swallow.
So good, I used to have these every day when I was a kid.
Well, then I guess your childhood wasn't all that bad.
We couldn't afford the real Manwich mix, so my mom's boyfriend, dirty Carl, used to bring us leftover meat scraps
and then bash 'em together with old ketchup packets he'd found in cars at the junkyard.
Now I understand why you think this is a nice restaurant.
Have you noticed the more you drink, the better this place gets?
I've noticed the more I drink, the better everything gets.
Why don't we drink every day? Some of we do.
I'm having a great time. Thank you, Max.
Well, yesterday, you were so bummed about your life,
I thought I'd take you somewhere you could feel good about yourself.
Okay, I've been wanting to say this the whole time.
I feel like we're the hottest people in this room. Is that terrible? Yes.